Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases: "When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine" "Sniper -- You can run, but you'll just die tired!" "Machine Gunners -- Accuracy By Volume" "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything." U.S. Army -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club." " U.S. Air Force --Travel Agents To Allah" "Stop Global Whining" "Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify" "The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight" "Death Smiles At Everyone -- Soldiers Smile Back" "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil" "Soldiers -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775" "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens Them" "Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon" "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting" "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl" "One Shot, Twelve Kills -- U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support " "My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College" "A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers" "If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran" . . . and finally "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. SOLDIERS don't have that problem." Ronald Reagan
