Military Bumper Stickers

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    Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases:

    "When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

    "Sniper -- You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

    "Machine Gunners -- Accuracy By Volume"

    "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

    U.S. Army -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

    " U.S. Air Force --Travel Agents To Allah"

    "Stop Global Whining"

    "Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify"

    "The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

    "Death Smiles At Everyone -- Soldiers Smile Back"

    "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

    "Soldiers -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

    "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens Them"

    "Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

    "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

    "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

    "One Shot, Twelve Kills -- U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "

    "My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

    "A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

    "If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

    . . . and finally

    "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. SOLDIERS don't have that problem." Ronald Reagan

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